#296 McDonagh Pointwatcher

McDonagh Pointwatcher - Deceased

Freed from the burden of diets and points, the moment she turned, she totally let herself go. She might have enjoyed too if not for the whole being dead thing.

#295 P-Dawg Padraig

P-Dawg Padraig - Deceased

Terribly handsome. At least, he thought so. Well, doesn't look so handsome without a face, does he?

#294 Frankie Fetlock

Frankie Fetlock - Deceased

A giant among jockies. Dwarf among zombies.

#293 Ronnie Ribsteak

Ronnie Ribsteak - Deceased

With one side eaten and the other untouched, Ronnie's weight distribution was all off and he walked around in circles for days.

#292 Barney Humidor

Barney Humidor - Deceased

Famed Ringmaster of Humidor's Circus. Always knew those clowns were trouble. Once they turned, the trapeze artists were next and it all went to crap. Humidor went down with his ship. Well, circus.

#291 Ivan Wrigley

Ivan "Papa" Wrigley - Deceased

Papa Wrigley hated nothing more than his own sons. The very idea that they could out-clown him filled him with fury. Still, nobody took a pie in the face like Papa Wrigley. He had nothing to fear.

#290 Killian McUnisike

Killian McUnisike - Deceased

Riding a bike that's notable only for being rubbish didn't do much for his self-esteem. But that final wound was pretty special. Nobody knew how he got the saddle all the way through his body.

#289 Wil Hightower

Wil Hightower - Deceased

Figured he was safe on his stilts, out of reach of the zombies on the ground. What he didn't account for was the dead girl hanging from the trapeze above.

#288 Boris Munchikov

Boris Munchikov - Deceased

For a lion-tamer, his lions really weren't all that tame. What they were, as it turned out, was hungry.

#287 Eric Punjab

Eric Punjab - Deceased

Once a fire-eater. Now a flesh-eater. Still, he should have given up one before moving on to the other.

#286 Lorcan Splatfeatures

Lorcan Splatfeatures - Deceased

Lorcan found that breaking every bone in his body hurt less than he thought it would. Able to do little more than look around, calling his corpse 'reanimated' would be a stretch.

#285 Tonyia Tanglefoot

Tonyia Tanglefoot - Deceased

Tonyia and her partner, Lorcan, thought they had found safety above the ground. But one mis-timed flip left Tonyia hanging leading to death and, even worse, the revelation that her undies didn't match her outfit.

#284 Bernard Somersault

Bernard Somersault - Deceased

Always thought he would die high above the circus ring with a huge waving moustache. As it happened, he was on the ground and his moustache was rather modest.

#283 Felicia Trapezoid

Felicia Trapezoid - Deceased

Landed gracefully on her feet moments after death. If anything, her death was a blessing. The horde waiting below would have made an awful mess of her face had she been alive.

#282 Missy Pretzel

Missy Pretzel - Deceased

Famed contortionist. Her legs were behind her head. Her arm, somewhere buried behind the big top.

#281 Hank Barbell

Hank Barbell - Deceased

Circus strong man, Barbell could lift any zombie, and made sure he did. He was strong but not really all that smart.

#280 Benzi Heliumm

Benzi Heliumm - Deceased

Those balloons were his livelihood. He wouldn't let them go. Even after death, he wouldn't let go.

#279 Ted Dusty

Ted Dusty - Deceased

A carpenter. Now just goes through the motions, sawing everything. Tables, chairs, limbs.

#278 Dan Manboobs

Dan Manboobs - Deceased

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini that he wore for the first time that day. Poor timing.

#277 Krel Krimson

Krel Krimson - Deceased

Don't worry, it's not blood. It's ketchup.

He's still dead though.

#276 Nigella Caddyshack

Nigella Caddyshack - Deceased

Drove golf balls into the skulls of over thirty undead before getting distracted by a duck. The number of duck-related deaths skyrocketed during the zombie apocalypse.

#275 Jane Bunkerfield

Jane Bunkerfield - Deceased

Everyone thought she was a terrible golfer - got the ball stuck in the sand every time. Truth is, she just liked how the sand felt between her toes.

#274 Linda Links

Linda Links - Deceased

Took on two zombies at the 7th. Got a hole in one before the other sunk his teeth into her.

#273 Purge Wretchington

Purge Wretchington - Deceased

Still fits into that boob tube even four weeks after death. And the vomit keeps on coming. Very little has changed.

#272 Nobby Fagan

Nobby Fagan - Deceased

Once a farmer. Now, more of a mobile scarecrow. He's good too - not one crow in his field. A few corpses, but no crows.

#271 Percival Gently

Percival Gently - Deceased

One of the quiet dead. You know, the ones who just appear behind you when you least expect it. They move like ninjas, only slower.

#270 Gary Trench

Gary Trench - Deceased

Lost his companions at the church while searching for a fabled group of survivors - the Eden Project. He was still looking when the zombies bit him in the back. Bloody cowards.

#269 Brenda Dumpling

Brenda Dumpling - Deceased

Nobody at work would have ever believed that she tore up the clubs at the weekend. Turns out she had one thing more to lose than they did - fun.

#268 Roger Tashenlip

Roger Tashenlip - Deceased

"Aay-aay-aaains!!!"

#267 Milo Bunket

Milo Bunket - Deceased

"Aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy..."

#266 Charlie Larynx

Charlie Larynx - Deceased

"Raaaaaaay..."